Thursday 17 March 2016

My Poetry: Reflections From A Coffee House Window

Part One

Two festive hats sit sipping
From branded throw-away cup,
Both lean against a doorway
To an agency trading in health;
One sat on a blue mat
To keep the cold from his piles,
The clean-faced one sits on bare floor
Her clothes look less slept in.
The one in the Santa hat
Stands, turns to face west
Rucksack slung across back
Beanie pulled tight to her brow
Neither smile,
The one in the red cap nods.
He has no place to go,
As darkness falls around his shoulders.
Time ticks slow sat inside
The stone wind
Where clocks have no hands.
An ambulance screams down North Street
As seasonal whores
Bend their heads to the day
No time to look up between tills.
A glass wall sits between me and winter
My reflection sits beside the homeless figure,
I think of 'A Christmas Carol'.
A woman walks past
Gifts a chocolate cookie,
Food over money,
The middle class mantra,
But what good is sugar
When you need a hit
To soften the cold concrete?
He sips from branded coffee cup
I sip from mine
But it’s not the same


Part Two

I wipe a piece of beetroot
From my moustache,
This place used to be a treat
A one-pound sanctuary from home
Back when the government
Kept me off the streets.
Nursing a branded coffee cup
I'd sit daydreaming things were different
Writing colloquial words
With pockets empty of ambition
The monotony seemed less glamorous
Than when Hemingway told me
‘The Sun Also Rises’.
The sandwich's packaging
Asks me to 'break the cycle of homelessness'.
In a shrinking society each man
Must offer his largest largesse:
Here, take my job
Take my bed
Take this four quid falafel
Take the chains which shackle I
To the cycle of bourgeoisie holiness,
Where prayers plead
'Please, don't let the redundancies hit me, again'
And 'I hope Mum makes it to Christmas'.
The homeless man
Pushes a napkin around the doorway with his foot,
Rolls his blue mat into a bag,
He smiles at the chocolate chip woman
Who skips back to a six hundred grand house
Hopelessness slips from her brow,
She shed a weight from her consciousness
The only difference she made today.
The tramp's brow remains knotted
Is this how to break the cycle?
One biscuit at a time!
An ambulance flies by,
Does it know the answer?
A street cleaner stops
He ignores the tramp,
This town doesn't sweep up
The homeless.


The Brighton and Hove council officially counted 43 homeless in the city in 2015

This dedicated to: Casey – known as Taffy One Pence; Lesley 'Gareth' Raymond (see below picture); A woman named only as Caroline who all died over the 2015 festive period



Wednesday 16 March 2016

My Poetry: The Blood On Their Hands Will Be Tory Blue

Terrorist sympathisers
Get back in your box,
Stay in the lobby
If 'Yes' leaves an ugly
Taste in your mouth.

Trust me, I know,
I’ve read the report
And media speculation
From five bedroom home
Buried deep in suburbia.
Mobilised by terrorism
I voted for retribution
See my ideals are magenta:
Labour Red in the field,
Tory Blue in the House.

Lets blanket bomb Syria,
Lets flatten Islamic State
Get rid of Daesh
By erasing this generation
Of Jihadi Johns.
We can rebuild the country
Fashion a McDonald’s from the debris
Turn that old school into a mall,
For who can be angry
About losing their siblings
Chomping a Big Mac in Top Shop’s new collection.

They’ve taken over Tooting
Regent Park, the whole city.
What next? New Church Road,
Heaven forbid they make it to Hove Park.

No need for a whip
I’ll vote 'Yes' with a smile
Please sir, please sir,
Can we drop some more;
800 grand a bomb, 35 for the flight
We don’t need hospital-wards
The casualties are not ours,
Ebola’s under control— AIDS an 80s footnote
In fact lets shutter the NHS,
My pals don't use it anyways,
We've always gone private
Even my kids Syrian nanny
Gets her teeth done thanks to me,
Because I’m a socialist true blue Labour man.


Dedicated to Hove and Portslade Labour MP Dr Peter Kyle, who voted to bomb Syria.


Monday 14 March 2016

My Poetry: God Damn This City

*please be aware this contains strong language*

God fcuking damn this city
Full of dickhead daydreamers
Taking looking good too seriously
Five minutes behind London
I weep for the capital
And what it must look like
If this is a mirror
Of modern life.

Hipster pastiches energised by
Art, music, coke and dope;
Working jobs that pay peanuts,
Serve coffee, tend tills
Answer angry phones,
In the call-centre centre of England
But none can save for a rainy day
Cus living wage is eroded
By greedy landlords
Letting rooms for a monkey
Or hungry bars
Swallowing whole weekends
Selling the same 'hip' beer
To the same clichés
Everyone chasing a fading rainbow
Or a fresh piece of arse.

Salt and pepper parents
London's career diaspora
Living middle-class dream
In moneyed lifestyle dystopia
Push thousand pound prams
Through the crowds
Tarquin & Matilda
Simply must get to their Oboe
lesson in Hove,
Don’t you know.

In the laines
Teens pout and shout
Like the world is their stage.
Tourists take pictures
Saying ‘Ain’t this Quaint’
But it she don't look so pretty
When ya pockets are light
You're feeling shitty
And your guts are raw.

In Churchill Square
A girl in short skirt
Sings pretty songs I don’t know
Serenading shoppers
Too busy to listen.
I stop to sip a coffee
And try to forget
I’m just another dickhead daydreamer
Thinking of elsewhere
In this God damned city.


This is set in Brighton, on the UK south coast

Tuesday 8 March 2016

My Poetry: Swap Whiskey For Wine

I'm drinking whiskey
Like its beer,
Sitting silently trying
To quench a thirst
Thats more than just a dry throat.

I think of switching to wine
But can't think of a good reason
To put down the highball,
So I nod at the waitress
And slam another note
On the bar.

He's cooler than me,
And younger, and all those things
Age tells me doesn't matter

The watch face is swimming,
Time is rushing,
It's 4:15pm
And I'm wondering
If it'll be me or it which wins the race
To five o'clock

I hear a song
On the jukebox I've not heard
Since swaping beers for whiskey,
One night stands
For Saturday nights alone,
Sharing hours with the waitress
Saying fare thee well
To my paypacket

The singer reminds me
I was once young
Knew all I needed to know
About love and sex,
I wish I was that dumb now,
So I order another
Whiskey and wait

Remember how I swapped lovers
More often than my jeans,
But some of us grew out of it,
Got wives and things
Swapped obsessions of the body
For those of the heart,
And now they beat more peacefully
And more quietly
And less sharp
And more happily

Perhaps it's time

I swap the whiskey for wine.